Cafe 227

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

At what point does this cease being funny?

Well, not yet at least.

Maurice, Maurice, Maurice...

I'm more interested in seeing what would've happened had he gotten wherever he was going with his 4 loaded weapons and bullet-proof vest. That could not have been good.

By I-66, at 10:51 AM
You stay classy, Columbus. That beats out our buddy Griffin. Chico, have you read this Complaint (scroll past the Summons)?

By Anonymous, at 2:59 PM
Wow. I heard about this, but I didn't know the complaint was so, um, colorful. I think my favorite Statement of Fact is #17, followed closely by #18.

By Johnny Shades, at 4:06 PM
That is FANTASTIC work, anonymous!

My favorite is the fact that he said "Whatever" 69 times in the store. You KNOW some paralelgal was sitting there counting being like... come on... 66, 67, (two more, Eddie, two more) 68... WE HIT IT... 69 "Whatevers"!!!!

By Chico's Bail Bonds, at 4:57 PM
whatever, indeed.

By DC Cab Rider, at 9:41 PM