It's Not Alleged Rape, But...

I'd say that Duke's football team has a few problems of its own. And not the "losing games" thing. Apparently, their starting QB was suspended for a year for plagiarizing. How did I miss this story? Oh, maybe ESPN found a way to squeeze it in between interviews with Mike Krzyzweski and his Amex commercials and I somehow missed it.

But, maybe, just maybe, do you think that if you're an athlete at Duke you should try to keep your nose clean for the next few months? I mean, I'm not trying to step on any toes or anything, but you might be under just a little bit more scrutiny than you're used to...

Or maybe they're all just really dumb and that's why they didn't get into Georgetown.