Evangelical Pastor Involved in Gay Relationship With Bad Rapper!
In case you haven't heard: "The Rev Ted Haggard, who is married with five children, stepped down yesterday as head of the 30 million-member National Association of Evangelicals and as senior pastor of the New Life church in Colorado Springs, Colorado, after being accused of paying for sex with a male escort."
Wait, it gets worse: "The allegations against Mr Haggard surfaced this week when Mike Jones told a Denver radio station that the pastor paid him to have sex nearly every month over three years. Mr Jones also said Mr Haggard snorted the drug methamphetamine before their sexual encounters, to heighten his experience." [Emphasis added.]
Mike Jones? You mean, the Mike Jones?!? The hypocrisy! I mean, just earlier this year, Mike Jones was droning on and on about how a few years ago, hoes didn't want him, but now that he's hot, hoes are all on him, etcetera. Turns out, the hoes don't want him now either - probably because he's been involved in a homosexual relationship with a married, evengelical preacher for the past three years. I'm just so fed up with these sanctimonious gangsta rappers.
Shame on you, Mike Jones. You've fallen so far from your pinnacle as Super Bowl hero.
Wait, it gets worse: "The allegations against Mr Haggard surfaced this week when Mike Jones told a Denver radio station that the pastor paid him to have sex nearly every month over three years. Mr Jones also said Mr Haggard snorted the drug methamphetamine before their sexual encounters, to heighten his experience." [Emphasis added.]
Mike Jones? You mean, the Mike Jones?!? The hypocrisy! I mean, just earlier this year, Mike Jones was droning on and on about how a few years ago, hoes didn't want him, but now that he's hot, hoes are all on him, etcetera. Turns out, the hoes don't want him now either - probably because he's been involved in a homosexual relationship with a married, evengelical preacher for the past three years. I'm just so fed up with these sanctimonious gangsta rappers.
Shame on you, Mike Jones. You've fallen so far from your pinnacle as Super Bowl hero.
posted by Johnny Shades at
11/03/2006
1 Comments:
"I ain't Mike Jones keep my name out ya mouth!" Actually, Shades, I thought it was the shooting guard from the University of Maryland. Everytime they announce his name, the Terp fans yell "Who?". If anyone needs help deciphering that, turn to BET sometime.
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Big Worm, at 8:42 PM
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