We're Ghana Beat the Black Stars!!!
It is nice to see U.S. soccer finally getting some props. After showing the world just how pathetic we can be in our first match against the Czech Republic, Sam's Army spurred the Yanks on to a 1-1 tie with the Azzurri (which roughly translates to "vaginas" in English). Now, with a victory over a very talented Ghanaian squad and some help from the aforementioned Fascists from the Country Shaped Like a Boot, the U.S. can advance to a second round shellacking at the hands of Brazil.
Should this happen, however, we must all consider this a successful World Cup. Should the U.S. lose to Ghana, we should still be proud of our boys playing with one of the premiere teams in the world (again, the aforementioned floppers-whose-cuisine-is-based-solely-on-the-New-World-food-tomato).
So... take a few minutes from your work day on Thursday and cheer your head off for the boys in red, white, and blue... it's nice to see Americans get bloodied and keep playing on...