How to Have Fun on Long Flights
I'm pretty sure this reinforces every single negative Arab stereotype. But it's pretty funny nonetheless. Thanks to Conor for passing this along.
If you are sitting next to somone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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If you are sitting next to somone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
7 Comments:
That is so bad!!!!!!!
Who would countdown on a laptop thought? You wouldn't just say the numbers to yourself?
I know, your post, your rules. I'll behave!
By Melissa, at 7:43 PM
The countdown on the laptop gives the illusion that the laptop is, in fact, a bomb. Which makes it more real for the infidel sitting next to you.
By Johnny Shades, at 9:39 PM
That's so '24'. :)And terribly scary!
By Anonymous, at 10:38 AM
fucking hilarious - have you tried it yet?
By bigperm, at 4:16 PM
I've not. Frankly, I'm afraid too. Since I look every bit the Arab that I am, I fear I'd end up in Guantanamo Bay.
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