Worst Christmas Present Ever.

Seriously, if you're looking for the worst Christmas present ever for someone, go over to e-bay and check this out. Some girl is auctioning herself off to be someone's MySpace girlfriend for a month. In her role as your ersatz virtual girlfriend, she will leave "personilized" comments and "bullitens." In return, you'll have to teach her how to "spell in English."

Hurry up though, the auction ends tomorrow...