WHCD

I'm heading to the White House Correspondents' Dinner pre-parties this Saturday, as I did last year. According to my various sources, a number of celebrities are going to be there, including Clooney, Laurence "Larry" Fishburne, and Anna Kornikova. Predictably, though, the only celebrity whom I'm truly excited to see is Ben Roethlisberger, and if I get a chance to talk to him, I'm going to admit that I openly wept when they won the Superbowl. I hope he'll let me take a picture with him - if my 13-year old brother can get his picture with one of the Super Steelers, I should be able to get one too.

So, here's the deal - because I've been so delinquent in my posting lately, I'm going to make an effort to take as many pictures as possible of celebrities and post them on this site. Actually, since I'm not a celebrity whore like some people I know, I won't be personally taking any pictures. I'm going to have my guest take them, if she's willing. Besides, I'm not sure that I'm even allowed to own a camera in this country anymore since, technically speaking, I'm Arab.

Keep your eyes posted here, and hopefully I'll have some Gawker-style photos for you come Monday. In the meantime, if anyone can hook me up with an invitation to the ultra-exclusive Bloomberg after-party, let me know...