Thank you Doza...

...for providing me with some blog fodder on what has otherwise been a very slow day.

First, here's a video of a sadistic giant easter bunny that wanders around New York City terrorizing innocent people. I think we can all agree at this point that the proliferation of the internet has been a net negative for society. (It was a wash until Google Video and YouTube were introduced.)

Second, here's an article about a real-life "sex spray" that could come to market within three years. According to the article, women, when sprayed with this concoction, experience "'genital warmth, tingling and throbbing', not to mention 'a strong desire to have sex.'" So it serves the same purpose as oxygen does for men. (Ha! I just made a "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" joke! I could totally write for a '90s sitcom.) And for all you naysayers, the article appeared in the Guardian, so it must be true.

And finally, scientists in Denmark recently conducted a study debunking astrology. With this task behind them, they can now focus their efforts on their next project - proving that the world is not flat.