More Random Links while I Slave Away...

• Is there anything funnier than Indian humor?
• Doza's been touting this idea for years, except his version incorporates a functioning breathalyzer.
• There's got to be a better way than this to settle domestic disputes.
• And by the same token, there's got to be a better way than this to distract Chinese jewlery merchants.
• Mom, if you're reading this, I'd like the one-letter "Beg for Mercy" style pimp cup for my birthday.
• Now, this is real news. I had no idea Bonds got traded to the Giants.
• Hidden Passageway - creative home engineering. Much less nauseating than creative human engineering.
• Here's Natalie Portman's gangsta rap (a la "Lazy Sunday Afternoon") from Saturday Night Live. Alas, she's fully clothed.
• Here's a video of two guys racing each other to finish Super Mario Brothers. The best part of it is the crowd's reaction. They're going nuts. Nerds.
• Speaking of nerds, I think we can all agree that MBA students are the biggest, especially those at Penn and Duke.
• The human version of "The Simpsons."
• "Alire said she might have gained a little weight during her pregnancy but not enough that she noticed. She continued to wear the same size clothes and had no morning sickness or strange cravings for ice cream and pickles."
• Finally, I leave you with the Games of the Week. There are two: Monkey Diving and the simple yet painfully addictive Slime Volleyball.