I Just Threw Up in my Mouth

After reading this, I think I'm going to take a little break from McDonald's for a while.

(And on another note, that's a heck of a science project for a 7th grader. Beats the crap out of my 7th grade science project, "How Steam can be Harnessed for Energy." Basically, I demonstrated how steam - generated by a beaker of water and a Bunsen burner - could move a small plastic wheel. Lame, I know. But then again, I didn't have an older brother who was "an award-winning science fair veteran" like this girl does.)

(Bonus alternative title for this post: "I'll have a Big Mac and a side of e-coli.")