Terrorism Expert? My Ass
I was watching the news with my friend Theron last weekend when I realized that the featured "terrorism expert" had been one of my classmates at Georgetown. Does anyone recognize this guy? His name is Evan Kohlmann, and I distinctly recall him sitting in the corner at various Village C parties, ripping bong hits, not looking at anyone, and muttering to himself.
How is this guy an expert at anything besides maybe being a young Jack the Ripper? I bet he is currently writing a manifesto called "How to Kill", perhaps in some sort of speckled notebook he carries around in a tote bag. He's really way too young--and weird--- to be taken seriously as an expert on terrorism.