Terrorism Expert? My Ass
I was watching the news with my friend Theron last weekend when I realized that the featured "terrorism expert" had been one of my classmates at Georgetown. Does anyone recognize this guy? His name is Evan Kohlmann, and I distinctly recall him sitting in the corner at various Village C parties, ripping bong hits, not looking at anyone, and muttering to himself.
How is this guy an expert at anything besides maybe being a young Jack the Ripper? I bet he is currently writing a manifesto called "How to Kill", perhaps in some sort of speckled notebook he carries around in a tote bag. He's really way too young--and weird--- to be taken seriously as an expert on terrorism.
posted by Garfield at
2/22/2006
8 Comments:
Ah, slander. It's about time.
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Conor, at 2:22 PM
For the record, I do NOT take responsibility for this post. In fact, I'd like to distance myself as much as possible.
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Johnny Shades, at 3:13 PM
He has a counterterroism blog:
http://www.globalterroralert.com/
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Anonymous, at 3:47 PM
Yay! Finally a G'town hating blog. I'm putting this on my favorites.
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Claire, at 11:59 AM
That NEFA sure does look like a phony operation. No doubt that our deranged uncle Donald is paying him well
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granny, at 12:07 PM
It's not slander if it's true, Conor.
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