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Wow, they're rolling in late today...

• Orbitz' new game, "Dunkin' Mascots."
• Wow. This is a SimCity-type game that allows you to run McDonald's. Not a McDonald's franchise - the entire global corporation, from the slaughterhouse to the stomach. At first, it was unclear whether this game was merely a fun pasttime or a complex attempt at social/poltical commentary. All of my doubt was erased when I took the tutorial, which describes the McDonald's headquarters as follows: "McDonald’s is not a fast food chain but a brand, a lifestyle, a symbol of western culture's superiority. "
• That McDonald's game is a buzz-kill. Falafel King remains my fast food-themed game of choice.
• Interesting. This woman "was charged Friday with smuggling a human head into the U.S. without proper documentation." Bureaucrats and their petty paperwork...