This Is Too Easy...

In a breaking news story, Baltimore Ravens LB Roderick Green was stabbed in the parking lot after an altercation in a bowling alley. Now a stronger man than me (or perhaps a non-ATLien) might be able to resist the temptation to go for the cheap joke, but, alas, I am weak...

The police say that their prime suspect is someone close to Green, mentally unstable, and with a penchant for violence. He was last seen wearing a #52 jersey.