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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Crazy West Coast People

In another example of "I know what they are talking about but if you only read a certain portion of the article you may start giggling" situation, I present to you the following excerpt:

The balls must be examined by a referee, but they can be doctored to some extent to remove the slick waterproofing from their surface. Smith and Niners equipment supervisor Steve Urbaniak give Smith's balls a good working over during the week, running them under some water, scrubbing them with a brush, and drying them with a towel. "I'll go through them and check them to where they're feeling decent," Smith said of the process. "From Alex's standpoint, he's very happy with it,'' Urbaniak said. "It gives him confidence going in knowing he doesn't have to worry about it."
Smith isn't the only one who is happy after a thorough ball-buffing.

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Click here for the complete article. Correct me if I'm wrong, Shades, but they would call this quote a "double-entendre".