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Monday, September 04, 2006

More Fun with Presidential Action Figures

I love Target.com's presidential action figures, but there are only 9 available. I mean, we've had like 43 presidents or something. (44 if you count David Rice Atchison.) Target's product development team is slacking. Here are some ideas:

1. President Gerald Ford

(This one comes with its own Model T.)


2. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt


3. President Bill Clinton

(Truly the first black president.)


4. President Andrew L. Jackson


(My personal favorite. "It'll get you drunk!")


I don't have plans to secure copyrights for any of these, so if anyone from Target.com's product development division is reading this (and can translate it to their native Urdu), feel free to run with it.