Just Let Your Soul Glo

Don't let the tragedy of this story mask the transcendent comedy:

"The Baychester joint was sprayed with nearly a dozen 9-mm. bullets, including one that sailed through the rest room door, sources said.

The slug scraped the side of Clarke's head, then got trapped in her hair, sources said.

'It got stuck in her weave,' a police source told the Daily News. 'It was unbelievable.'"

Or rather, "unbeweavable." Oh yeah, I went there.

Another bonus of this story is that it gives me a chance to share this web site with you...