Celebrate Valentine's Day, Harold and Kumar-Style

With Valentine's Day coming up, a lot of you guys and gals out there are probably racking your brains trying to figure out something romantic to do with your significant other. Flowers? Lame. Dinner and a movie? Trite!

How about sharing a plate of, say, two dozen sliders and a sack of french fries in a candle-lit public dining room? I am not making this up...

"Make your Valentine's day STEAMY! Take your Valentine to White Castle on Wednesday, February 14 between 5 and 8 p.m. and enjoy hostess seating, candlelit dining and your own server. Reservations are required, so check the list below for participating Castles near you!

Special this year, you can also treat your honey to a romantic White Castle dinner in your home! Cupid's Crave Kits include eight cheeseburgers, one sack of fries, two regular soft drinks, coupons and keepsake items to heat up your homespun romance. Now, ain't that sweet?"

No. No, it ain't.