Green Fucking Pigs

I can't take any credit for this at all. I received it in an e-mail, and I'm going to post it verbatim:

"Even post-apostasy, I still think some things are crimes against nature. These motherfuckers are making green pigs(!?!).

(There's a terrible Dr. Seuss joke here that I have spared you. Don't ever say I never did anything for you.)"