This Just In: Pittsburgh Destitute

According to this survey, Pittsburgh ranks a paltry 59th among U.S. cities in median household income (only $31,910!) despite being ranked as Americas 18th "most educated city." Even Cincinatti's median household income is slightly higher (at $31,960) even though Cincinattians are generally stupider (it was ranked the 19th most educated city, although one suspects that its standing would drop precipitously if Chad Johnson were included in the survey).

Unfortunately, I wouldn't expect Pittsburgh's median income level to increase much anytime soon...