Arbitrary Links to Distract You from Work

• Thanks to DCist for getting the scoop on the fate of the Studio Theatre space on 14th Street. Looks like a Carpool will be opening up next to Cafe 227 fairly soon. Great.
• Thanks to Deadspin for this gem. Although I can see how someone could get Willie Parker and Antwaan Randle-El confused, since they were the only two players who appeared to be alive during the Super Bowl.
• This seems, um, draconian...
• Georgetown continues to roll.
• Game of the week: Tennis Ace. I absolutely love this game.
• UPDATE: This is the best rendition of Gwen Stefani I've ever seen...